Jul 10, 2007

It's All a Cover for Project Megatron

Apparently, there's a bit more to the story about Roswell.

What I love about this article is the bit at the end, where the Air Force explains the sightings of bodies as people seeing "crash test dummies dropped from the balloons." They manage to sound more ridiculous than the alien body story.

Now I'm more than a little skeptical of alien visitations, but if the Air Force is covering something up, they've obviously hired Jon Lovitz' pathological liar character to do their PR.

"Flying saucer? It was a balloon! Bodies? Nooo ... those were ... crash test dummies! Yeah, that's it. We want the crews of our ... nuclear spy balloons to be safe if they crash from high altitude. Yeah, that's the ticket!"

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