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Nov 5, 2020

Pegasus

“Have mercy! My sister is with child!” Euryale pleaded. She clung to Pelayo’s tunic as the sailor waded back toward the galley that bobbed against the sandbar in the low surf. The rowers sat their oars, eyes fixed, ready to pull as soon as their captain was aboard. “You treacherous dog!" Eurayle screamed. "You cannot leave us!”

The grizzled sailor backhanded her, sending her sprawling into the shallow water. Euryale’s hand spiked with pain as a sharp rock tore the skin. She struggled to her feet, screaming at Pelayo’s receding back.

“I curse you!” she cried. “Poseidon Earth-Shaker drag your miserable raft to the blackest depths!”

Pelayo turned, his hand on the gunwale.

“You and your sister are the ones who are cursed!” His voice faltered in its determined fierceness and a note of pleading forced its way to the surface. Face twisted in a grimace, he continued in a low hiss. “If I do not leave you, my crew will kill you and feed you to the sharks, and likely me as well.” He shook his head. “I am sorry, girl, but your fate is your own, now.”

With that, he leaped aboard and the rowers stretched to their oars.

Euryale watched, sobbing, as the ship drew away from shore. It lofted its great sail, which bellied with wind, and soon rounded the headland and disappeared.

She waded back to the beach where her sister lay curled in a ball around her pregnant belly. A bit of shade from a large stone outcrop her only protection from the boiling sun. The wrappings on her face had been torn away in the sailors’ haste to cast her ashore, and the filthy linen lay in coils around her in the black sand.

Euryale could hear her sister weeping softly. She fell to her knees and reached out to touch one heaving shoulder.

“I am sorry, my sister,” came a quiet, sniffling voice. “I was eating and … and the wind took my wrap …” She looked up at Euryale with her good eye, the other lid swollen to a scaly slit. “Am I grown so hideous?” she asked, an edge of hysterical pleading in her voice.

Euryale wiped a tear from her own eye and stroked her sister’s hair, gritting her teeth at the revulsion she felt at the stiff mass of ringlets, crusted thick with the growth that had obliterated her sister’s beauty.

She lay down next to her sister and put an arm around her, feeling the protruding pregnant belly beneath the ragged robe. “I think the goddess grew jealous, to hide you so, but you will remain my word for beauty.” Euryale closed her eyes. “The star of the west,” she said softly, “fair-cheeked Medusa.”

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Eventually, the sun rose high and heat sheeted off the island with almost unbelievable intensity. Euryale left Medusa with assurances that she would find water and a place for them to shelter, that she would be safe, that the worst had passed. The lies were easier than the truth.

The path leading up from the dark sand of the beach was steep and deep-cut. It seemed as much a water-dug trench as a footpath, but Euryale soon spotted hard, dry pellets of goat droppings. Cautious relief flooded her mind, and she quickened her pace.

The stone of the island was uncommon sharp and rough, and her sandals could hardly have been called rugged. Soon the laces chafed her, and her feet ached with a thousand cuts and scrapes.

She reached an area where the slope leveled out for a stretch, and the extent of their new home was revealed to her. Brown, dry brush seemed the most common feature, and huge, jagged stones, tumbled and cracked. The island rose to three low, broken hills that she could see, the slopes of which were a bit greener than the rest of the landscape. Most of the rest of the island seemed as the area in which she stood -- gently sloping ground covered in rocky outcroppings, frozen in their tumble to the sea.

It was alarmingly small -- unless the hills hid land from her eyes, it was quite a small island indeed. Perhaps an hour or two to walk the length, were it flat, and had she proper sandals.

The far-off bleat of a goat caught her attention, and Euryale shielded her eyes from the sun for a moment, scanning the hillside. Nearer than she’d dared hope, a small herd of the animals clustered in twos and threes, a short way up the slope.

Euryale began to climb toward the herd. She took off her sandals and nearly flung them away before deciding, rather, to stick them in her sash. As she did so, she caught sight of her fingernails and her hands shook.

The black had become more noticeable in recent days, seeming to spread as a drop of ink will spread in water, but slowly, slowly clouding her nails and staining them with its cursed dark. Now the skin around the edges had become rough and cracked, though there was no pain.

What made her heart climb into her throat at the sight of the stain’s slow spread was its resemblance to what had happened to her sister.

From childhood, the sisters had been given to Neith, bathed in the river Triton and blessed by the waters of creation. While Euryale had not the beauty of Medusa, she too had raised her voice to sing the hymns of the goddess, and bathed with the crocodiles unharmed, for Sobek was her brother in the water of creation.

Greeks in particular had marveled at the beauty and wisdom of Medusa and the faith and fearlessness of Euryale, and the sisters had risen in the goddess’ favor as the foreigners carried tales of them, and her name, home to their lands.

It was thus that Medusa, the eldest, was in the night visited by the hooded sisters, who carried a single candle that they passed between them as they spoke. In excited whispers, Medusa told her sister, from whom she had no secrets, that she was to be bride to the Unnamed Son of Neith. She was afraid, of course, but her excitement was plain, and her embrace the night of the ceremony had been fierce, and not without tears.

Euryale had not slept, her worry for her sister causing her to toss and turn. In the morning, Mother Kifi had come to her, looking very grave.

“Medusa is cast out,” the matron had said, her voice trembling. “The goddess has cursed her, for she has rejected …" the old woman, ever kind to the sisters, faltered for a moment, and then simply shook her head and finished in a tight, emotionless voice. "She has failed.”

The thought of her sister, expelled from the temple, had struck Euryale dumb.

“You will go with her,” Mother Kifi added. “She must leave the city. She must not look upon the waters of the Triton again.”

“Where will we go?” Euryale had moaned. “What will become of us?”

She had feared exile and leaving the place she loved. She had mourned the love of Neith, taken from her and from her sister in a fell blow. But even then, she had loved the goddess still, for she had not yet seen her sister.


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The goatherd was so weatherbeaten and sun-baked that he hardly looked a man. It seemed for a moment that he might be blind as well, for he did not seem to see Euryale as she climbed the slope toward him. When she called out, however, he started, and she realized he had been asleep on his feet, basking in the blazing sun.

“Hello?” she called in Greek. “Can you help me, please? I must have water, and my sister lies upon the beach there,” she pointed back down the hill.

He ran a hand through short, ragged hair the color of the island’s stones, and looked puzzled. He shook his head, and Euryale pantomimed holding a wineskin and drinking from it. The goatherd smiled and nodded and handed her a warm bladder of foul-tasting but nonetheless welcome goat’s milk.

Euryale drank gratefully and handed it back to him. Through gestures and urgent prompting, she managed to get him to follow her to the beach, making sure to precede him and fix Medusa’s wrappings before he reached her.

The goatherd clucked his tongue, his face marked with concern, and he took the pregnant woman in his arms, lifting her and half-carrying her to the path.

They reached his shack in short order, and he placed Medusa on a bed of dry grass. They shared the bladder of milk and the goatherd chattered away in his unfamiliar tongue.

Euryale was able to discern that he lived alone on the island, and he showed her a few small piles of stone that she took to be burial cairns. She smiled as he spoke, and nodded as if she understood. The man seemed pleasant and, despite his rough and rustic appearance, he was well-mannered.

That night, the goatherd, who Euryale believed to be named “Harik,” built a fire and roasted a goat for the two marooned sisters. Even Medusa was cheered somewhat by the man’s kindness.

He was in the middle of telling them some story that he seemed to find very amusing when he suddenly frowned and clutched at his arm. Euryale rose and looked at Medusa with alarm as the goatherd toppled over, gasping for breath.

Quickly, Euryale rolled him onto his back, as she had sometimes seen done, and she gasped to see his eyes rolling with terror. She pulled open his wrapped garment to give him air, and then fell back, terrified.

A black patch covered his chest and shoulders, rough-looking and cracked. He wailed and choked, and Euryale and Medusa both screamed as he retched black bile that stained his lips and neck and did not fade.

Agonizing minutes passed, in which they could do nothing for the man who had been so kind to them. The sisters wept bitterly, long after his struggles ceased and he lay stiff on the ground.

The black stain spread even after Euryale was sure the poor man was dead. Within a few minutes, his twisted body had become entirely black and dull as burned wood. She moved the corpse away from the shack, to the place of the cairns, but had no will or strength to bury him.

“I killed him,” Medusa said when Euryale returned. She had rekindled the fire and was slowly feeding her filthy linen wrap into it, watching the damp cloth sputter and catch, the flame green and blue for a moment before merging with the rest of the blaze. She glanced up at her Euryale, then down at her sister's hands, and her chest hitched in a quiet sob. “I am killing you, as well, sweet Euryale.”

Euryale sat down across from her and gave a ragged sigh. “It is not your fault, sister,” she soothed.

Medusa threw the rest of the linen into the fire in one wadded ball. Her lips drew tight, and the white of her teeth was stark against her black and blistered skin. She shook her head and Euryale suppressed a revolted shudder at the faint cloud of dust that sifted down from the stiff, stalk-like growths that twined in her sister’s hair.

“He was a monster,” Medusa said after a long silence, and it took Euryale a moment to realize she wasn’t referring to the poor dead man. “I … I was already afraid when the hooded sisters parted the water of the pool of visions.” She closed her eyes, remembering. “Those waters, always mirror-still … there was something terrible in disturbing them. I sensed it and yet I followed them down the steps they had revealed.

“We went down and down, far below the temple. The walls were wet -- in some places water ran freely -- and they were rough to the touch. Hardly worked at all, but rather hewn.

“‘These steps, these walls,’ one of the sisters told me, ‘are older than the temple. They are older than the city. They are older than the gods.’

“At last, we came to the base of the stair, and there was a breeze that smelled of damp. Great black clumps of what I took to be smooth stone proved rough and spongy to the touch, like moldy fruit.”

Euryale was silent, listening with a fascinated dread to her sister’s tale.

“The sisters showed me a pool, of a size very near to the pool of visions, but the water was dark and it roiled as I watched.

“‘He comes, sister,’ one of them said, and all of them moved away from me, carrying their light to the base of the stair. The waters parted and the … he emerged. He was all of a mass, dark and slickly wet. I thought, at first, it was Sobek himself, for his skin was ridged and rough-scaled as a crocodile’s, though black as night, but his head was a man’s, or like a man’s, but scaly, lumped and wrong.

“The sisters called to him, and their words were somehow familiar to me and yet unknown at once. He answered them, and I saw his eyes fall on me.” She looked out over the sea. “Such sorrow,” she said quietly, “and yet I could not feel pity over my revulsion. He was foul of smell and appearance. He unfurled himself, as if he wore a cloak, and I saw great wings, webbed, like  the bat’s, though the image they pressed into my terror was that of the feet of a frog. My stomach turned, but the sisters would not let me leave. They held me, and their words to the Unnamed Son became more urgent, almost pleading, I thought.

“Finally, he stepped close and …” Medusa’s voice shook and then died in her throat.

Euryale wept. “Oh my poor sister.”

“Where he touched,” Medusa said softly, “I burned and felt I would die. After, something seemed to be wrong. I was confused, disoriented, and the sisters swore oaths and cursed at me. They said I had not drunk of the waters, but I had! We both had done. And the Unnamed Son lay still beside his pool, and, I thought, seemed dead.

“My skin still burned, cold, where he had touched me, and his cold seed was within my body. I knew even at the very instant, that I was with child, for such is the potency of the gods." Medusa's eye narrowed. "But I did not tell the sisters.”

Medusa stroked her protruding belly and Euryale looked away, a wave of nausea gripping her.

A noise in the darkness startled them both, and Medusa moved quickly to sit beside her sister. It came again -- a low, snuffling sound and then a scraping. Fear gripped them as a pair of eyes, wide-set, reflected in the firelight.

The shape that revealed itself as it approached was massive and hairy, and it took Euryale a moment to understand what she was looking at.

“It is a bear, sister,” she whispered. “The Libyan mountains have many. You remember the ones that fought dogs at the festival--”

“Of course!” Medusa hissed, “But what do we do?”

The animal gazed at them placidly and then sniffed around the fire, pawing at and taking in its mouth the forgotten joint of meat that poor Harik had dropped when he became ill.

Euryale stood. The bear eyed her but did not otherwise react. She set her mind as she had when swimming with the crocodiles in the sacred pools.

“I am fearless,” she whispered, and reached out to touch the beast. It grunted and blew a warm, wet breath against her from its snout.

“Fearless Euryale,” Medusa murmured, eyes wide in awe. She stood up and joined her, and the two sisters stroked the bear’s soft fur as it gnawed the ragged bone, which parted with a crack in the heavy jaws.

Medusa chuckled. “Such strength,” she said, looking at Euryale. “What shall we call her?”

Euryale smiled. “Stheno,” she said, and Medusa cocked her head to one side.

“Greek?” she asked, and then tentatively, “‘Strong?’”

Euryale shook her head. “‘Forceful.’”


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It was a few days before they noticed the black growths that snaked up through Stheno’s pelt. Medusa was inconsolable. They waited, and as they could hardly stop the bear from coming and going, they simply waited for its visits to stop.

To their surprise and delight, though the bear grew sluggish at times, and lost most of its fur to the infection, it survived.

Medusa grew very fond of the beast, and took to calling it their sister, though neither of them really knew if Stheno was male or female. Soon she rarely left Medusa’s side.


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Euryale stood, staring at the sea and letting her mind drift, as she often did when tending the goats. They needed little tending, as Stheno was the only predator of any size, and she was quite tame, but if left to themselves they could easily wander halfway across the island.

A call from down slope roused her and she stared, uncomprehending for a moment, at a man. A man in bright blue and white. He waved and called to her with vaguely familiar words and Euryale tentatively waved back, before she recalled herself and was filled with panic.

She moved quickly to place a bush between herself and the sailor, who smiled inquisitively as he puffed his way up the slope.

“Hello there? Girl?” he said, holding up his hands.“Do not be frightened.”

“Wh-who are you?” Euryale called out. “How come you here?”

He smiled. “I am called Nereus.” He pointed down the hill. “That is … well, if you could see the cove from here, you would see my ship, Aleppo.” He wiped sweat from his brow. “We thought perhaps to take on some water, here, and a few turtles if any are about.” He craned his neck to see around the bush, but Euryale kept herself well-shielded. “We did not know anyone lived on this island.”

A voice, strange and yet too familiar, came from up the slope.

“Someone lives here.” 

At the sound of Medusa’s voice, Nereus turned. Euryale’s heart skipped a beat, as the man cried out in dismay.

“Gods protect me!” Euryale saw him backpedal and stumble past her bush. “What are you?”

“Am I not beautiful?” Medusa asked, in a false tone of hurt. “Do you not wish to return home and tell your people that you have beheld Medusa, beloved of Neith? Beloved of the Unnamed Son?”

“Medusa!” Euryale cried. Foreboding gripped her heart.

Nereus stammered for a moment. “P-please …” There was a sharp snapping noise and he fell with a scream.

Euryale leapt from behind her bush and stared down in disbelief. Nereus lay on the ground, one of Medusa’s black arrows buried in the meat of his thigh.

“What have you done, sister?” Euryale wailed, kneeling next to the stricken man, who, despite his obvious agony, tried to crawl away from her, his eyes holding the same terror and revulsion for her as they had for Medusa. He choked out a few fading words, spitting them in Medusa’s direction, and then moaned, body stiff and trembling.

Her sister leaned calmly upon her bow and watched the creeping stain of her sickness spread across the man’s skin from the arrow wound. Her eyes were cold.

“If I cannot be beautiful,” Medusa whispered, “then I will be terrible.” She met her sister’s horrified stare. “If I cannot be loved, I will be feared.” Ponderously, she stepped forward and nudged Nereus with a scaled foot. Stheno shuffled out from a nearby defile and sniffed at the dying man curiously.

“What did he call me, sister?” she asked. “Was it Greek?”

“‘Gorgos,” Euryale said, turning her head away from the dying man’s last, choking sob.

“‘Gorgos,’” Medusa repeated, pondering. Her lips curled into a hateful smile. “‘Dreadful.’” Euryale heard madness creep in as her sister uttered a rasping laugh.

“Stheno, Euryale,” Medusa called, and the bear nuzzled her, wheezing. She stroked the great creature’s black-scabbed head. “Come, my sisters,” she said. “Let us find his companions and drive them from the island. Let them carry our names back to their people.”

Without waiting for Euryale, Medusa and the bear started down the path to the beach, the path kind Harik had once carried her pregnant sister up when they were hopeless maroonees. Numbly, Euryale followed, and heard the cacophony of screams just before the sailors came into view.

A dozen men scrambled on the sand. Two brandished spears, shouting curses at Medusa and Stheno. Their hands shook with fear and they made no move to advance. The rest fled into the surf, shoving at their small galley with urgent cries.

Euryale watched Medusa draw one of her carved arrows, black with the stain of her affliction,  and notch it into her bow.

“No!” she shouted, and was rewarded with startled glances from the two spearmen, whose terror seemed redoubled by the appearance of another monster.

Medusa let fly the arrow and it sunk into the upper arm of the taller man, who dropped his spear and howled in pain. His compatriot seemed to lose his courage at the same moment, and he grabbed his wounded friend and tried to drag him toward the ship.

They made it a few steps and then the wounded man staggered, his body stiffening in agony. The other tried to drag him, but Euryale could already see the black stain on the man’s neck.

“So quick …” she whispered to herself, amazed and horrified.

Stheno reached them then, and the bear’s great forepaw caught the unwounded sailor on his flank, sending him sprawling into the water.

Medusa raged at the sailors who were, heedless of the plight of their comrades on shore, scrambling for their oars.

“Run away, dogs!” she screeched at them in Greek. “Run and say to all who may hear that it is death to come here! Death to look upon Medusa and her sisters! Tell your children of the gorgons!” She broke off as they scudded away from the shore, and a rasping laugh echoed across the cove. “ Medusa! Euryale! Stheno!” Medusa screamed across the water.

“You have gone mad, sister!” Euryale scolded. The two bodies, both already black with infection, bobbed slowly in the water. “These men did no wrong to us!”

Medusa sneered. “No wrong? And do you suppose they would have carried us home to their village, rescued us from our fate here?” She spat black saliva onto one of the bodies. “No, sister. You did not see that captain’s eyes. They were just like Pelayo’s, who abandoned us here. They would have done the same, or worse, if I had not rid us of them.” She gazed at the retreating galley. “Now they will carry word of us away from here, word of the death we offer to all who violate our island, and none shall dare our shore.” Her voice faltered a bit, and Euryale saw the tracks of tears stain her sister’s cheeks. “I would not have any man look at me again, my sister,” Medusa said, quiet and fierce. “Never again.”

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“I have planted a garden,” Medusa announced when she appeared at Euryale’s cave.

Euryale looked up from the straw mat she was weaving, but said nothing.

“Come, sister,” Medusa urged, beckoning. “Let us not quarrel.”

Reluctantly, Euryale stood and brushed herself off, causing a shower of black dust to drift to the floor of the cave. She followed as Medusa waddled, belly distended with the never-born, chattering in the chaotic tumble of words that had become her only voice in recent months. They walked past Medusa’s own cave, slightly lower than Euryale’s but offering a better view of the cove, until they came to the cleared area where Harik’s hut had once stood.

Euryale surveyed the ‘garden’ in silence.

Blackened bodies stood or leaned against stones in a grim parody of a topiary. Euryale recognized, or thought she recognized, several of the corpses. There was the fisherman, blown to the island in the same storm that swept away the old hut. There, the pair of Phoenician merchant sailors whose crew had died of fever. Several of the bodies were of the soldiers who had nearly succeeded in killing Euryale the previous spring, apparently motivated by nothing more than the desire for fame.

Medusa hovered, wringing her hands anxiously. “Do you like it?” she asked, her voice almost that of a child.

“It is beautiful,” Euryale sighed, hollow. “Forgive me, sister, but I am tired. I think I will go back to my cave.”

Medusa nodded, looking hurt, but said nothing else.


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“He comes, my sister!” Medusa proclaimed, her scaled hands gripping Euryale’s. “My love has shed his great affliction and is new-made!” She pointed out at the approaching sail. “He comes for us, and we shall be healed and beautiful again, and the goddess shall welcome us into her arms once more,” her voice weakened and she groaned with the exertion, clutching at her belly. “And my son … my son shall stand astride his father before the goddess and …”

Medusa sat down heavily, at the shallow black pool at the center of her cave moaning with pain. Her gaze still lingered on Euryale’s, searching for the same joy that she seemed to feel.

“Perhaps, sister,” Euryale allowed, “but --” she stopped herself as Medusa’s expression changed and she yanked her hands away.

“I have seen it!” Medusa half-screamed at her, pointing at the pool. “My visions …”

“Please,” Euryale soothed. “Please, sister, I know you have seen much, but we must be careful.” She wrung her hands. “So … so many have come here to do us harm.”

Medusa laughed hoarsely. “Harm? Who can bring harm upon us?” She stroked the matted fur of sleeping Stheno. “We are touched by the gods, my sister, and preserved from harm until my love comes to redeem us.”


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Euryale spied upon the warrior as he climbed through the dusk. A beast of a man, muscled and hairy, he nonetheless moved with a certain grace. He carried a naked blade, glinting in the sun’s last rays, and a great round shield of bronze, polished to a high gloss.

As she watched, he stopped and gazed up the hill. Unlimbering the shield, he placed it carefully on the ground. Euryale watched with a curious sense of elusive memory as he peeled away a seal of wax on a large wineskin.

He took the skin and carefully poured the contents into the shield, as though it were a bowl. Euryale was transfixed as she watched him. His motions were so familiar. When he gazed into the water, she gasped, knowing the source of the precious liquid.

Instantly, he leapt to his feet, though he took care to leave the shield undisturbed. He stared out into the fading dusk, the blade unwavering.

“Who are you?” Euryale asked, and she saw his eyes widen.

“I am the Destroyer,” he answered her, in Greek. Perseus, she echoed to herself. “I come for the head of Medusa.” His tone was flat, a challenge.

“Beautiful Medusa.”

“Beautiful?” He looked confused for a moment, and snorted derisively, but then his expression hardened. “I have the gifts,” he said. “I have drunk of the water, and I have seen her in the reflection, there.” He pointed at the shield. “Her gaze will not harm me.”

“Her gaze?”

“To behold the countenance of the gorgon is to invite death,” he told her, his tone almost pedantic, as if this were something everyone knew. “Her aspect is so hideous, it turns men into stone.”

Euryale shook her head slowly, wondering what tales had been spun. Then she thought of the statue garden, and the stiff black corpses of her sister’s victims. “You are here to slay Medusa?” she said softly. “What of Euryale?”

The warrior squinted stupidly. “Who?”

“Her sister.”

He nodded, understanding, and then shrugged. “The sisters, I know, are immortal,” he replied, “I shall endeavor to avoid them.” He narrowed his eyes. “Who are you?” he asked, suspicious, and stepped toward the patch of shadow in which she hid.

“I am no one,” she told him. “She you seek lies in the cave, just there.”

He nodded and knelt again by the shield. Picking it up, he drank down the contents and then strapped the dripping disc to his arm.

“Tell her that you love her,” Euryale whispered.

The warrior hesitated. Euryale could no longer see his face, but she felt his curiosity pluck at her, and his unease. She stepped further into the shadows. For a moment, he seemed about to say something, but then he turned and began to walk toward the cave.

“My love?” croaked Medusa from within.

Perseus stepped into the cave mouth, his sword arm tense, shield raised high to shield his eyes, despite his professed faith in the power of the waters.

Medusa groaned with pain. “Your sons are coming.”

Euryale crept near the cave, but could not bring herself to look within.

“My love?” Medusa called again, a note of confusion in her voice.

Then she screamed, rage and terror rising and cut suddenly, wetly short.

Stheno roared, then, and the Greek leaped out of the cave as if borne on wings. The great bear, infuriated, shot out after him, but could not match his speed downhill.

Euryale’s final glimpse of the man was of his fist, clutching her sister’s dead head by her brittle ringlets. Blood and water dripped thickly from her severed neck. The Water of Creation. Euryale wondered if it would keep the murderer safe. Medusa’s eyes were wide and accusing, and Euryale turned away.

For long minutes, she sat beside the cave and wept. Eventually, she realized that her sobs were not the only sound, and she became silent and listened. There was a sound, rustling, scraping, coming from inside the cave and she turned and slowly stepped inside.

Medusa’s headless body lay in a slowly spreading pool that glistened black in the light of her small fire, and mingled with the waters. Her corpse was still spasming, though whether with the horror of death or unhinged rage at this injustice, Euryale could not tell.

As she watched with wide eyes, the body shuddered, the black skin of her belly distending.

It took several minutes for the child to free itself from its mother’s corpse. It crawled toward Euryale with a wet, bleating cry before staggering up on four gangly legs. It turned its long head to the side to look at her with one round, dark eye.

Euryale reached out to touch the bloody creature’s mane, and it shook itself, spattering her with gore. It drew itself up and let out a sharp cry.

It unfolded its wings and gave them a wet flap, and then fanned them slowly.

“Your father’s wings,” Euryale whispered.

Secret Weapons

The image of Wavedriver Hanupt shifted into focus abruptly as I lowered myself into the tub. His command center, steeped in the natural brine of Homeworld, sent a pang through my surrogate body, despite my dampness.

I inclined the surrogate’s head in a crude approximation of Hanupt’s graceful mantle bow.

“My waters and yours {honor, happiness}, Wavedriver,” I sent. Thankfully, I did not have to attempt actual speech with the crude bony jaw of my surrogate. The transfluid was nearly clear, and my words and glyphs floated almost as if we shared a waterspace. I knew this meant the Clutch would soon be here.

“The Clutch {community, nest, young, elders} is pleased by your report on the indigenes of the third planet,” Hanupt sent to me. “It will arrive in wetspace, in the large water you have named {peaceful, gentle} Pacific.”

I again attempted a bow, and sent a simple pair of glyphs {satisifed, protective} in response.

“Have you tasks to perform before wetfall {invasion, cleansing}?” the Wavedriver inquired.

“My reports on the weapons possessed by the bonewalkers is complete. There is a cultural phenomenon I have been drawn to observe by this body’s {clutch, not-clutch}.”

“{amused} One final observation before they are consumed {hunger, sated, flourishing}?” Hanupt flushed in a rapid pattern that strangely mirrored the bonewalkers’ “chuckle” in both rhythm and meaning. “Soon the Clutch will know {possess, devour} all that they were.”

“This is a {small mystery} display few of the bonewalkers are able to make, Waverider,” I reasoned. “It may be a thing my senses {fluids} are more suited to convey to the clutch than simple consumption.”

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The bonewalker Stacey and her singleton mate Chris conveyed me to the display in their poisonous metal machine. For perhaps the last time, I marveled at the resilience of these ascended mammals -- little more than large rats, really -- and their ability to absorb so many contaminants inimical to their own metabolism with relatively little harm.

“Chris has been a member at the Castle for years,” Stacey informed me, in the honking grunts of the bonewalkers.

“I’ve turned a few tricks,” Chris averred. Both of them laughed, and though my surrogate betrayed nothing, I writhed internally at the strange, grating noise that I was never entirely convinced conveyed pleasure.

“I bet you have,” I agreed. Predictably, the bonewalkers laughed again. For some reason, there are a few simple phrases that can quite reliably set bonewalkers at ease. I suspected that Stacey and Chris had both ingested alcohol (a poison specifically concocted and imbibed by bonewalkers to produce a euphoric state, though it often produces melancholy, aggression, and physical sickness as well) before arriving.

We turned in to a twisting path, and soon exited the machine. Stacey gave custody of the machine over to another bonewalker, in exchange for a slip of paper.

“We need to hurry,” Chris said, looking at his chronometer. “We won’t get seats unless we’re there before the doors close.”

We galumphed our way through the structure, after each of us showed our pieces of paper to the bonewalker at the door. When we arrived at the proper compartment of the structure, only a few resting areas remained, but there were three adjacent to one another, and Stacey guided us to them, and as we occupied them, the display began on a lit dais at the front of the downward-sloping room.

An electronically-amplified voice made an announcement.

“The Castillo Mágico is proud to present: The Astounding Alberto!”

A single, powerful light was trained upon the center of the platform, and the crowd became still for a few moments, but nothing happened.

Some of the bonewalkers, including both Stacey and Chris, chuckled, amused by the apparent delay. I was just about to ask them what they found humorous when a bonewalker materialized in the light, accompanied by a flash.

My coiled mass within the surrogate’s internal cavities gave a lurch of dismay.

This could not be.

The bonewalker, dressed in what I knew was some form of formal wear, waved at the smoke, and the others laughed at him. They laughed, though this one had just made -- I suppose you would call it “dryfall” as he did not appear in a cushioning fluid of any kind, and they *laughed*.

My mind was reeling. I had taken several surrogates, including one privy to the most guarded secrets of the bonewalker’s military arsenals, and seen no indication they had any mastery over Transit!

Staring, my surrogate’s oral cavity slightly open, I watched the smoke finally dissipate. The Astounding Alberto searched about his person, as though he had forgotten some item he needed to continue the demonstration. The bonewalkers seemed amused when he discovered the large hat on his head and attempted to remove it. In his struggles with the malfunctioning headwear, Alberto contrived to damage his cylindrical hat, crushing it into a nearly flat saucer.

Suddenly, he freed it from his head, and the hat returned to its original shape. But upon the bonewalker’s head was a live animal -- an animal that simply could not have been contained within the damaged headgear. It was a white lagomorph, or “rabbit,” of at least four kilograms.

The crowd seemed mildly amused by this, but I could feel my tentacles twitching involuntarily in my surrogate’s intestines.

How had I missed this?

And it went on and on.

Though Alberto seemed, in the judgment of the crowd, to be of middling or perhaps even poor skill, he nonetheless produced objects from the Transit without any visible apparatus. White birds, a bunch of cut plants, and perhaps most chillingly of all, a white liquid which he somehow was able to pour from one container into another without any visible change in the levels of either.

I was stirred from my baffled contemplation of these events by a prodding from Stacey.

“She’ll volunteer!”

“Volunteer?” I asked, uncertain.

“He needs somebody from the crowd,” she said, “for the mind reading.”

I froze, horrified.

I managed to address Stacey in a reasonable tone after a moment.

“I am very unwell,” I explained to her. “I must find a washroom immediately.”

Before she could reply, I had shoved and crowded my way to the aisle, and thence to the door, which was thankfully unguarded.

I raced along the corridor until I saw a compartment door with the symbol of a stick figure in a dress, and pushed my way into it. Dismayed, I surveyed the washroom and found it completely devoid of any type of tub save the small basins bonewalkers use to water their paws.

Desperate, I activated the faucets on three of these, using wadded drying papers to prevent the precious water from escaping too quickly. I would never be able to submerge the entire surrogate, but I could get the sensory organs and the sensitive paws reasonably wet. It would have to be enough.

I stuck the surrogate’s head in the center basin, and the hands into those that flanked it, and attempted to reach the Clutch.

It was a tenuous connection, dry almost to the point of desiccation, yet I was able to rouse Wavedriver Hanupt. Little beyond impression glyphs could traverse the weak link.

“{question, unscheduled}” he sent.

“{trap, hunters, not prey, not prey, emphatic}” I replied desperately.

“{weapons, query}”

I hesitated. How to describe what I had seen?

From the darkest depths, from which we rose and leviathan still sleeps, I dredged the glyph.

I finally sent it, again and again until I felt the Clutch shift in Transit and it was gone.

“{magic}”

Pre Partum

Thanks to Andrew Penn-Romine for an insightful first read of this, back when it was new.

 

He was just a dot in the sky at first, and I didn’t notice. I was enjoying the mild Victoria Island twilight on the porch, watching the lights flicker on in the US across the churning waters of the Haro Strait as the light faded. I was drinking my second (or maybe third) beer of what promised to be a six pack of an evening.

When the vague shape whisking silently through the sky registered on my brain, I could already see that it was a man, and there was only one man I knew who could fly and would also visit me unannounced. So, despite my initial surprise, I greeted him with a smile as he landed, going from silent levitation to a warning groan in the planks of my deck.

“Evening Tama,” I said, fishing a beer out of the cooler for him.

He grinned. A huge white grin over dark skin. He registered the creak in the deck and winced sheepishly, then lifted a few inches above it and settled into a bulky hover.

“Allen,” he greeted me with a nod. There was a beat, pregnant, then he added in his charming, Kiwi-for-Americans voice, “You ain’t been answering your phone, man.”

He took the beer I was still holding out to him, and his meaty hand effortlessly popped the cap with a delicate squeeze of thumb and forefinger, like picking a grape off the vine.

My familiarity with Tama Taumata, A.K.A. “Rapa”--one of the most powerful beings on earth--was a side effect of my fading celebrity. I’d known Tama since before he had any of his tattoos, when he was a young superhuman celebrity, doing the Tonight Show with me and Liz, she in her then record-breaking twenty-sixth month. We’d sat on that couch and joked about needing him to babysit for us, since at the time his mother’s twenty-five month pregnancy, and the immense powers he was already displaying at fourteen were unparalleled. Now he was … what … almost thirty years old? He had a web of half-finished traditional Maori designs, each fading off as the needles broke on his rock-hard skin. I noticed that some progress had been made since the last go, and pointed to the new ink on his bulging left forearm.

“How’d they manage that?”

He seemed distracted, but he glanced down and laughed. “Oh, Sumanus came up with some kind of super-poly-carbon whatsis and the needle hasn’t broken yet.” He rubbed his arm with a rueful smile. “Takes hours though. They have to position it with a hydraulic arm. Kinda takes the art out of it. Still, Little Axe is doing the work and he’s really into it. And they’re filming it for some reality show. ‘The Superb Life’ or something.”

I shrugged. “Looks good,” I said, and waited.

What was left of the smile on his face faded. He took a drink, absently finishing the beer at a drag.

“Allen, listen. Liz is--” he paused, and I could feel my own expression dropping four octaves of pain, or whatever measurement they use for that. He quickly shook his head. “No, she’s fine, but … she’s in labor, man.”

I just stared at him. He looked at me, eyes searching from his earnest, slightly pudgy face. His massive frame hunched toward me like a well-tanned, mostly-hairless grizzly bear. With an absurdly fragile smile on his face, he told me again that my wife, who had been in a coma for eight years, was in labor. The whole picture was completely absurd.

I suddenly felt like a small fish in very, very dark water. There was a light in the distance, but oh god, I thought, if I swim that way and it’s just more pain...

I laughed, practically barking. Tama looked stricken.

“Seriously, Allen. Not a joke. I would nev--”

“That’s impossible,” I cut him off. My voice was tight, but I tried to smile. I tried to think.  My hands curled into fists against my thighs as I tried not to break, tried not to weep like a child in front of an invincible man.

He shook his head, smiling again, gently. “Nothing’s impossible anymore, man.”

---

I’d never been carried by a flying superhuman. Very, very few people have, statistically. It was terrifying, even though Tama’s arms were like a goddamn lazy boy. He kept it slow, for my sake, though I knew he could crack the sound barrier if he needed to. Luckily, I was distracted.

Liz and I had crossed the border into Canada on the 360th day of her pregnancy. Four more days and the U.S. would have prevented a legal emigration. As it was, they were none too happy about it, and a lot of noise was made about “American citizens, American supers.”

At the time, we were full of all the rumors of the U.S. government taking long term infants away from their families for special monitoring. I’m thankful that those proved baseless hysteria, but I’ve never regretted moving away.

When Liz hit two years, right at the peak of the superbaby revolution, we couldn’t avoid the spotlight. She handled it well. Better than me, to be honest. Canada hadn’t had a pregnancy over 664 days. That was Tanya Montgomery. Tanya’s baby  who was born right after we emigrated, was all over the media back then, making her toys come to life and giggling as they entertained her.

The whole world was watching us when Liz hit 26 months. Magazine covers, talk shows, endless speculation. Everybody was excited.

Then Markus Visser stole the headlines. “Razernij,” the first true “super-villain.” I think I read that his mother had been pregnant for 21 months, which is definitely on the spectrum. His super name was dutch for “Frenzy”, and he was an overachiever even for a super. He moved faster than a normal human eye could follow and could tap some kind of kinetic field to protect himself and destroy anything in his way. The fact that he was a sociopath, and a nearly unstoppable one, became the biggest crisis of the Super Age.

Visser hunted down other supers. He used simple numbers. Anyone who was the product of a longer labor than him was in his sights. He killed eleven before his first defeat, at the hands of Krakatoa, the Indonesian super whose civilian identity is amazingly still a mystery to the general public.

Everybody thought Visser was dead, somewhere in the mountains of Pakistan. Then, three years later, he killed a pregnant woman in Switzerland. Thirty-one months. Then another in Cairo. Thirty-eight.

Visser was suddenly the world’s boogeyman, and every woman with a super-advanced pregnancy was terrified. Governments moved to protect national assets. Canada put two supers and eight full-time government agents on watch over Liz, and they did, for almost two years.

I don’t think it’s any dishonor to their memories when I say they did their best.

Tama was the one to finally stop Visser, but by the time he did, our neighborhood was a pile of rubble. He saved Liz, but she never woke up.

Super-advanced mothers are very resilient. Their changes are, in some ways, as profound as those of the children they carry -- they have to be. Liz survived, and it wasn’t even a matter of life support. She just … kept going. They have to feed her, of course. That’s a given. But it was the considered opinion of every doctor on the case that she’d eventually miscarry.

She didn’t.

She was frozen in time, and I was frozen with her. An eternity of bedside worry that eventually just became … life.

I stayed by her side for eight years before my doctor basically told me if she ever woke up she’d be a widow if I didn’t try to find some peace. But there was never any notion of me “moving on.” How could I?

---

As Tama set me down on the roof of the hospital, it started to rain. There were already reporters there. A pre-approved pool quickly assembled by the Board of Superhuman Affairs. I could see that look on their faces, the struggle to maintain an appearance of dignity warring with the thirst for the story. They shouted questions, which I ignored. What could I say?

Tama and three Vancouver police officers escorted me to the ward. A sea of doctors, nurses, and hospital staff drawn to the event parted before us. Televisions with muted volume but bold closed captions shouted silent questions and debates, but the same words over and over.

FIFTEEN YEARS
FIFTEEN YEARS
FIFTEEN YEARS

and

MIRACLE

Doctor Padeen, who had been with Liz and me for more than a decade, met Rapa and I on the ward, and took me aside. In urgent whispers he explained the situation, but I had trouble hearing him.

I was numb. I just looked at Padeen’s kind and careworn face, his grey hair.

“God,” I thought, as I followed him into Liz’s room, “he’s aged so much.”

But so have I. So has everyone. Fifteen years!

I was stupid to everything Padeen said. Reality had been jump-started again and I found I couldn’t handle it. My eyes kept moving to the bed, the feeding tube, Liz’s still-beautiful face, though so thin. The bulge of her belly beneath the sheet.

I stepped away from Padeen mid-sentence and walked toward the bed. Someone said something about a contraction, and I saw Liz’s face contort, just a little. The scar that ran from her right eye to her ear wrinkled. I took her good hand in mine.

God help me, her eyes opened.

She looked at me. The years fell away.

I felt her squeeze, and words appeared in my mind. Liz’s eyes widened a fraction. She could hear them too, and her face suddenly blurred with my tears.

The voice said,

*I am sorry to be so late, Papa, but everything will be alright now, for everyone. No one will ever hurt us again.*


Jul 12, 2017

The Rexorcist

“May He keep you warm and well-fed,” Father Longmuzzle intoned, closing the Book of Whispers. He looked down at his pack affectionately, and his panting mixed with theirs to fill the Master’s House with a susurrus of moist breathiness.

The service officially ended by his blessing, they began to chat and sniff one another, or file out in small packs. Some of the pups, who had kept mostly quiet and still throughout the service, now sprang about with the boundless energy they had contained so well. Longmuzzle smiled to himself at their mothers’ fruitless cries of “Heel!” He gathered up the pages of his sermon and stuffed them into the low pack slung about his haunches. He straightened his collar and untangled his ceremonial leash from the microphone stand before moving down the dais to perform the usual meeting and greeting.

He was just about to sniff Sammy Whisktail hello when he noticed Mrs. Oreo standing pensively to one side, her eyes pleading for his attention, tail curled between her legs and still. Longmuzzle’s heart skipped a beat. He knew that look, so common in these days, and it was an act of pure will for him to move toward her rather than the communal hubbub of the pack.

“Mrs. Oreo,” he said quietly. “Are you alright?”

She suppressed a whine, and lowered her head in a gesture of supplication.

“Oh, Father,” she said in a trembling voice. “It … it’s Wiley. I think … I-- I think …” she burst into tears and he embraced her, licking her muzzle soothingly.

“There, there,” he cooed. “It’s all right. We’ll get you sorted out.”

Despite his words of comfort, Longmuzzle could not bring himself to wag, even as he separated from Mrs. Oreo with assurances he would visit her that evening.

His spirits revived somewhat as he greeted the other parishoners, but the prospect of another trial was daunting. When he retired to his crate, Longmuzzle found himself contemplating the Ball and unable to rest.

It wasn’t all right. Not at all, he thought, and licked the patch of bare fur on his right paw -- a memento of his last encounter with the Other.

---

When he arrived at Mrs. Oreo’s home that evening, he greeted her warmly, hiding the cold, unsettled feeling in his gut. The widow seemed both reassured and frightened by his appearance, her eyes taking in his formal priestly garb and leash. She had put out a single bowl on the table and he took a few polite laps before getting down to business.

“Where is Wiley?” he asked, holding the widow’s paw between his own.

She winced, and looked to a door near the pantry.

“In the basement,” she said quietly. “He won’t come out during the day, but he spends all night wandering around the house, knocking things off of shelves, and stalking through the garden.” She hesitated, swallowing hard. “Sometimes he brings ... things back,” she said.

Longmuzzle needed no elaboration on that.

“I will talk to the boy,” he said, stretching and padding over to the basement door. He paused before opening it. “You should probably stay,” he told her quietly, and the widow nodded and sat.

The basement was not well lit. A single hanging bulb with a chain pull seemed dim and weak, barely filling the space and leaving the corners in murky shadow. From one of these shadows, two horribly familiar yellow eyes watched him keenly.

“Ssoooo …” Wiley’s unnaturally high voice bit into the priest’s ears like a whistle, “Ssoooo mother has fetched an ass sniffer to deal with me.”

Longmuzzle gripped his leash, rubbing it silently with his paw for strength. “Your mother worries about you, Wiley,” he said. “She wants you back.”

“Wiley … Wiley … Wiley …” the voice of the boy repeated, and he stretched out on the floor, unnaturally sinuous, seeming to ooze from the shadows into the light from the hanging bulb. The priest felt his gorge rise when there arose a thrumming vibration from the child’s breast.

“Unclean beast!” Longmuzzle snapped at the creature in Wiley’s body. “I tree you, in the name of the Master, I tree you!”

Wiley hissed at him, crouching and arching his back in a painful-looking rictus, his tail bristling like he’d touched a live wire.

“Go dig your holes!” the voice snapped. “Go eat your shit!”

Wiley held up the Ball. “You will be gone from this place!” he declared. “The Master shoos you from His house!”

The boy circled at the edge of the pool of light thrown by the single bare bulb. He wore no collar. Feral. As the priest’s eyes followed him, he noticed small, furry corpses littering the floor.


Mice. And rats. Even a few birds, he noticed with increasing dismay.


“The Master is gone,” Wiley purred, eyes ever locked on Longmuzzle’s. “He’s not coming back for you.”

The priest growled in anger at the blasphemy, even though he knew it could never come out of the poor boy’s mouth without the foulness of the cat within. He began to quote scripture.

“And He shall find thee, when thou art LOST, Thy name and visage upon the telephone poles, And REWARD be his word for thy return.”

Wiley rolled on the ground, hiding his face and mewling piteously.

“And His hand shall stroke thy brow, His fingers find thy itch and scratch it.”

“STOP!” screeched the boy, rolling on his back.

Father Longmuzzle took a step toward him and held up the Ball.

“And, though He find that thou hast overturned the garbage, Or chewed upon His shoe, thou shalt be loved, for thou art His best friend.”

Wiley’s cries had died to mere whimpers.

“And he shall throw the BALL for thee, All the days it doth not rain.”

The pup’s eyes opened, then, and Longmuzzle’s heart leapt to see the jaundice yellow color and split pupils had faded. Wiley’s eyes locked on the red Ball, and the priest tossed it lightly at the far wall.

The boy rolled and unsteadily got to his feet. He hesitated at first, but then his eyes found the still-rolling Ball and he stumbled toward it. Picking it up in trembling jaws, he brought it to Father Longmuzzle, who laid a hand between the boy’s ears and scratched him affectionately.

“And He shall call thee 'Good Boy,'” he said softly.

Jul 4, 2017

Panahenoc and Mehianoc

Once there were two brothers, Panahenoc and Mehianoc by name. They were chosen by the elders of their people for a sacred duel -- ritual combat reenacting the battle between the brother gods of sun and sea. Now, Panahenoc and Mehianoc loved one another and were much pained by the fate that would pit them brother against brother. Against the wishes of their elders, they postponed the ritual for one hour and one day and one month and one year, saying to all that they would walk the earth and swearing that, should the gods still demand that brother slay brother upon their return, that each would at least know that their brother had seen the world and could die with no regrets. And in that time, Panahenoc turned west, Mehianoc east, and each strode away, to circle the world and return at the appointed hour.

The brothers had many adventures, and each grew wise in his travels. Panahenoc rode a ship to the Orient, where he met and loved Que Cho -- a woman who was also a river spirit. He walked the steppes and climbed the mountains of Tian Shan. Mehianoc crossed the great prairies and braved the cities ‘til he reached the deep Atlantic. A ship took him across the steel-grey waters and landed him on the coasts of Africa. In the bazaars of Casablanca he bested an assassin and in the windy canyons of Tunisia he looked upon ancient and forgotten writings in the stone.

The brothers nearly met one another in the heart of Arabia, where both made their way to the holy city of Mecca -- pilgrims in their hearts, if not truly of the faith. Panahenoc was found out and called infidel. He nearly died but for the kindness of an ancient cleric who could see the destiny writ large upon his brow. Mehianoc turned away from the holy city at the last minute, respecting the faith he would never embrace, and was nearly undone by hunger and thirst as he wandered the desert.

Panahenoc walked the streets of ancient Jerusalem and Damascus. He visited the Holy See and the Parthenon, and knew love again in the arms of a Portuguese fisherman’s widow before sailing across the sea to chill Nova Scotia.

Mehianoc learned the art of cobra charming from a poor street performer in Bangalore. He worked to feed himself in the great rice paddies of Thailand, and flew a kite in the shape of an eagle over the Yellow River.

Long were their paths, and many were the brothers’ adventures, but destiny drew them inexorably together again to fulfill their sacred duty. And as Mehianoc stepped into the yellow lights of the CopyCenter parking lot in Riverside, California, and spied his brother, Panahenoc, grown lean and bearded but still the strong figure he once so admired, waiting next to a FedEx drop box, he looked to the sky, a silent question posed to the silent gods. And in that moment, Panahenoc struck his brother down with a used toner cartridge, and did his duty before the gods of his people.

Jan 30, 2013

Fiction?


This little story's about four years old, and it isn't doing much other than taking up a tiny percentage of my Google Drive space. So I'm throwing it out here for you, if you haven't seen it already, and then I'm going to forget it.

So here it is. And don't worry, it's pretty short.

Speak Softly


The first time I saw the ghost was on a Sunday morning. I was trying to sleep in that morning, and even the 10 AM sun pouring through my cheap curtains had been unable to rouse me. I was having a pleasant, somewhat nebulous dream involving a nubile pop star whose music was the only thing about her I didn't like.

She wasn't even a real pop star, just some amalgam of various singers too young for me to fantasize about without feeling like a dirty old man, but she and I had just hit it off wonderfully. We were walking together on the beach in front of a beautiful sunset. She stopped and looked up at me, her deep blue eyes full of desire. As I pulled her toward me to kiss her as she desperately wanted me to, she spoke, and her voice was peculiar in that it sounded distinctly like a middle-aged man.

"The welfare of each of us is dependent fundamentally upon the welfare of all of us," she proclaimed seriously.

The voice was gruff, but it was quiet enough that it didn't immediately startle me awake. I just opened my eyes, puzzled. I lay in bed for a long moment, and while I regretted the sudden disappearance of my paramour, I found myself deeply curious as to what the hell she'd been talking about. After a moment, however, I sat up. I then blinked with some alarm at a silent figure seated near the end of my bed.

He was a stout, fifty-something man with a bushy, grayish mustache and dark hair slicked down and parted down the middle. He was dressed in a dark brown twill suit, so old-fashioned and odd that it was more a costume than an outfit.

"Who are you?" I demanded, attempting to sound more indignant than fearful.

The man peered at me with a critical eye over a ridiculous pair of pince-nez spectacles. After a long, uncomfortable moment's contemplation, he looked away, gazing around the room. He nodded at my closet, which was overflowing with a chronic backlog of dirty laundry.

"I have never in my life envied a human being who led an easy life," he said. "I have envied a great many people who led difficult lives and led them well."

I stared at him for several seconds. He smiled at me and chuckled, hopping off the bed with a surprising spryness.

"There is not a man of us who does not at times need a helping hand to be stretched out to him," he said, pulling my over-full laundry basket out of the closet. He began gathering various dirty socks, shirts and jockey shorts off of the floor and placing them atop the pile. "And then shame upon him who will not stretch out the helping hand to his brother."

"Seriously," I said, climbing out of bed, then picking up and pulling on a tattered bathrobe, "who in the hell are you, and why are you in my house?"

He stood up, hefting the full basket, and nodded toward the bedroom door.

"Roosevelt," he said, balancing the basket somewhat precariously on one knee and holding out a large, meaty hand, which I found myself shaking without thinking about it, "Theodore Roosevelt."

He winked at me. "Friends call me Teddy," he said with a smile, "And I've got a lot of friends." He let go of my hand and stood there holding my laundry.

"Teddy Roosevelt," I said.

He nodded.

"The president," I said.

He nodded.

"The dead president," I said.

He shrugged.

I sighed, relieved. "For a minute I thought you were some crazy person," I told him. The ghost offered no response so I opened the bedroom door. "You want some waffles?"

After hauling my laundry into the garage (I had to run it myself -- he had no idea how to work the washer), Roosevelt sat at my kitchen table and watched me as I put four Eggos in my toaster oven. He watched me as I got the syrup out of the cupboard and the butter out of the fridge. He watched me pour the orange juice. I poured us each a small glass, because I was almost out.

When I tossed the empty container into my recycling bin, Roosevelt nodded approvingly."The conservation of natural resources is the fundamental problem," he said. "Unless we solve that problem it will avail us little to solve all others."

"Yeah," I agreed. "Maple syrup?"

Roosevelt nodded. "Please."

We sat at the kitchen table and ate our waffles in silence. Occasionally, I would look up and meet Roosevelt's gaze. He'd smile and raise his fork in mini-salute.

I considered going out and getting the paper, but ghosts can be peculiar about current events, and the thought of the conversations that might force us to have was a bit much. It depends on the ghost, of course, but generally you don't want to open a newspaper in front of them unless you're looking for a four-hour discussion in which you explain things like American Idol and how that whole Soviet Union thing turned out.

For his part, Roosevelt seemed content to just eat. He nodded politely to me when I took his plate.

"Um… Anyway," I hemmed, "I'm supposed to go down to the park and play a little ball at noon…"

Roosevelt nodded, smiling, as I spoke. He took off his spectacles and cleaned them with a handkerchief.

"So, uh … I guess I'd better take a shower," I finished.

"To borrow a simile from the football field," Roosevelt said, "we believe that men must play fair, but that there must be no shirking, and that the success can only come to the player who hits the line hard." He smacked his hand on the table to emphasize something, but I wasn't sure what it was.

"Yeah. Well, it's basketball," I told him, "but I'm sure the sentiment is the same."

He nodded.

"Okay, well, I'll just go take a shower, then."

So I did. A long shower.


"I saw a ghost this morning," I said, as Jeff's free-throw bounced off the backboard. He caught the rebounding ball and dribbled it idly, considering."Again?" he asked.

I pointed toward Roosevelt, who now sat at a court-side bench. "That's him sitting over there." Roosevelt grinned and waved as Jeff looked over.

"Oh. I thought he was just some guy," Jeff said, waving back automatically. "So who's this one?"

"Says he's Teddy Roosevelt," I shrugged.

"Huh." Jeff pondered this for a moment. "You're moving up in the world, then, eh?" He grinned and I gave a noncommittal grunt. Jeff cocked an eyebrow. "Come on. He's better than that lawyer who was following you around in April."

"Hey, Frank helped nail Al Capone," I reminded him.

"Yeah, but he was kind of annoying with all that bitching about being left out of The Untouchables."I couldn't argue with that, it had been annoying. I still wondered how anyone could be upset that he was left out of a Kevin Costner film, particularly one I hated that much.

"He looks like he wants to play," Jeff observed.

Roosevelt was dressed in a grey, shapeless track suit or wrestling outfit. It had "HARVARD" stenciled across the chest. He also had a white towel draped over the back of his neck.

"He'll have to wait ‘til Adam gets here," I said, and Roosevelt sat patiently while Jeff and I played a little half-assed one-on-one.

Adam showed up about five minutes later.

"Who's that?" he asked

"Teddy Roosevelt," I said. "He wants to play," I added, as Roosevelt jumped up and strode over to us, a big smile under his bushy mustache.

Adam smirked. "He's on your team, ghostbuster."

I frowned, eyeing Roosevelt. He was spry but a bit thick-looking, and not particularly tall. Adam and Jeff were both taller than me, and better shots, too, so this seemed a bit unfair. The ghost of Frank Wilson had been following me through most of the previous Spring, when they had been really into playing pool, and I had perpetually been teamed with the ghost lawyer, whose skill with a cue was nearly as nonexistent as he was.

We separated, Jeff and Adam taking the ball to their end of the court. Roosevelt clapped me on the shoulder.

"It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed," he said.

I rolled my eyes and he laughed, punching me lightly on the shoulder.

Jeff and Adam laughed at some joke as they came down the court, passing the ball back and forth.

"Ready, Mr. President?" Adam said with exaggerated formality.

Roosevelt inclined his head toward Adam slightly and answered, "Optimism is a good characteristic, but if carried to an excess, it becomes foolishness," prompting the other guys into polite laughter.

It was the last laugh either of them had for the next 20 minutes -- Roosevelt was dynamite.

After he had stolen the ball and scored three times in as many minutes, Jeff and Adam started double-teaming him. It didn’t help much. He was just as adept at passing it to me as he was at rebounding.

When it was starting to get pretty embarrassing, Adam made the mistake of fouling Roosevelt rather obviously. An "accidental" elbow to the solar plexus from Roosevelt forced Jeff to call a time-out while Adam sat on the court wheezing.

"We must treat each man on his worth and merits as a man," Roosevelt said to me, winking.

"I couldn't agree more," I grinned in reply.

Jan 16, 2008

Wow, a Correction!

FOLLOW-UP: After a very courteous comment/correction was left by Matthew Peterson, author of ParaWorld Zero (and here I thought I was just talking to myself...), I have amended my entry on independently-published novels. I hope that term is more acceptable, and acknowledge that it is very different from self-publication.

Considering how few people actually read this blog, Matthew must be doing some pretty intense web search refreshing to have found it. But, then, if my novel had just been published, I'd probably be doing the same thing.

At any rate, ParaWorld Zero, at least, is not self-published, and is available through several outlets listed on Matthew's site. There is even a trailer for the book, created by the author himself, featuring ... kung fu, I think ... and an iguana. I didn't know they made trailers for books, and I'm not sure this is a trend I want to encourage.

Anyway, Mr. Peterson further informs me that the book is doing quite well in on-line sales, which, as he rightly says, is pretty good for a first-time author. It even has a five-star rating on Amazon, and many reviewers do, in fact, compare it to Harry Potter.

In my defense, this is a pretty awful piece of promotional art:


Still, my apologies and good luck going forward!

Now if somebody out there knows Timothy LaBadie and wants to come defend that ... er ... plot synopsis for To Live Without Warning, bring it on.

No, I don't think that's going to happen.

Voices in the Wilderness

I subscribe to the very wittily-named Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction, a generally high-end market for short speculative fiction. Over the years, I've read many an entertaining short story and been inspired to look up other works by some of the authors.

However, there is a dark side to F&SF -- an aspect that simultaneously repels and draws
me in with its strange wordplay and unique artwork. Horrifying and amusing (often at the same time), I have found myself looking through back issues just to find more of these bizarre nuggets of entertainment, as they are elusive and rare.

I speak, of course, of the ads for self-published novels from independent publishers. Here shining examples:
To Live Without Warning [by Timothy LaBadie] is a story set in a future San Francisco, where public transportation is the only way to travel, and people with colds are required by machines called breathe-eraters[sic] to wear masks. ... There are aliens who disguise themselves as homeless people, and there are twins from an alien abduction, one human, one not, plus a virtual couple who live in a bungalow on the beach in a virtual Costa Rica who mix up their computer code to have a virtual child, and then there is a cat woman who can do all sorts of erotica with her tail, and a drummer who leads more than a band called Death, Ax and Grind.
Man, that sounds totally rad!

Honestly, though "To Live without Warning" sounds kind of like a cautionary tale about a world with no pregnancy tests.

But what if I was in the mood for something a little more magical?
Paraworld Zero, by Matthew Peterson: Earthling, Simon Kent, stumbles upon a secret that thrusts him into a bizarre adventure filled with magic, technology and deadly out-of-this-world creatures. He discovers a true friend, confronts his inner demons and becomes the savior to a peculiar race of people, when all he truly wants is to find his way back home.
George Lucas, eat your heart out!

According to one of the endorsements, this book features, "The exciting action of Star Wars with the humor of Napoleon Dynamite." So says Diana Pharaoh Francis, author of the Path and Crosspoint series.

I'm honestly surprised no one mentioned Harry Potter, since the crappy Poser art in the ad is pretty clearly supposed to (and utterly fails to) evoke the cartoony covers of Rowling's books.

Dec 6, 2007

Fiction - Divided Loyalties

I've decided to try to motivate myself to write by creating a new blog where I'll post fiction I'm working on in serial form. I'll link it here when I update, which I'm hoping to do at least twice a week.

The first entry I'm posting is the beginning of a fantasy story I'm very tentatively calling "Divided Loyalties." Some folks may have read this first bit in a different form before.

Anyway, feel free to comment, as this is a work in progress.

Divided Loyalties, Part One